I know what you're thinking...
She had a baby and is going to have all these awesomely hilarious stories to write about.
You are totally wrong!
I don't have a good story about her keeping me up all night causing me to do some crazy thing the next day. I mean, even on the worst night she let me have a few minutes of peace before she was calling again.
I don't even have a good blowout story for you. I mean, sure we've had blowouts on multiple occasions (Huggies don't fit that tush), but nothing crazy like poop all over in both of our hair. No. That was Peter. She has that story.
Give it time folks. Give it time.
