Friday, July 6, 2018

I'm Baaaaack!

Hey guys!!  Is anyone there?  Does anyone even check this blog anymore or did everyone give up on me?!  I don't blame them...

So what's new?  I turned 30.  We finished our basement (well, as much as we are going to at this point... the bar is on hold).  For the first time since I can remember, I didn't buy any flowers.  We celebrated a few holidays since I last posted.  Wow is that it?  No wonder I haven't posted for awhile. 

Oh yeah, I almost forgot!  I had a baby.  Like a real human baby.  Did I forget to mention I was pregnant on here?  It must have slipped my mind-- I hardly noticed I was pregnant.  I probably should have been on one of those TV shows about how I just sat down to poop one day and out fell a baby.

LIES!!  They're all lies.  Those women are nuts.  I found out like 12 minutes into my pregnancy and was sick from about 18 minutes in until I delivered.  Not the most fun experience of my (or DJ's) life. 

Now accepting applications from surrogate mothers!  Woof.

Those women who start blogging when they find out they're pregnant are crazy.  How do they have the time or energy to write blog posts?  I mean between work, chores, a house, and running to the bathroom multiple times a day, I just don't know where it fits in!! 

Anyway, I had a perfectly healthy baby so I guess all the throwing up was worth it.  I made a deal with God early on that if I having a healthy baby meant I had to be sick the whole pregnancy I'd manage.  And I did.  God is good.

Maybe I'll get back to more regular posting now that I can think again.  I make no promises, but I'll try.